** What is your full name? And what do you like to be called?
LT: Park Jungsu; but I’m known as Leeteuk, or Angel Teuk or Teukie.
HC: Kim-Fucking-Heechul. I AM YOUR GOD AND YOU SHALL CALL ME MASTER AND BOW DOWN TO ME.
HG: I’m Han Geng, but in Korea, people call me Hankyung.
YS: Kim Jongwoon, and I like to be called Yesung or Yesungie or Beautiful Vocals. Or Ddangkoma’s dad; whichever you prefer.
KI: I’m Super Junior’s strong man; Kangin! Or Kim Youngwoon; I use Kim Youngwoon for special occasions when I need to look like I won’t kill anyone; as Teukie hyung would say.
SD: Shin Donghee! But I use Shindong to make it sound friendlier.
SM: I’m Lee Sungmin! But fans call me Sungmin or Minnie or Sungminnie. Some people call me Bunny Boy too.
HJ: THE JEWEL. LEE HYUKJAE. Heechul hyung thinks I’m a monkey.
DH: Fishy! Lee-Fishy-Donghae. But when I introduce myself, I call myself Aiden Lee.
SW: I’m Choi Siwon and the hyungs call me Siwon; except for Heechul hyung who considers me as a horse. I always pray for him.
RW: I’m Kim Ryeowook! I like it when ELFs call me Wookie or Ryeowookie.
KB: Kim Kibum. Kibum. Snow White.
KH: Cho Kyuhyun; MASTER OF GAMES AND THE HEAD OF THE EVIL MAGNAES TEAM.
2. ** Who are you closest to in your group? And who are you the least closest to?
LT: I’m close to everyone! Because I’m the leader, I need to build in a close relationship with all of my members.
HC: FUCKING EVERYONE. I AM THEIR MASTER, AFTER ALL. THEY ALL BETTER BOW DOWN TO ME OR I’LL CUT THEM DEAD.
HG: Heechul hyung. He teaches me Korean. Well, mostly bad words. And least closest… Uh, Sungmin? He’s hard to communicate with.
YS: I AM CLOSEST TO MY TURTLE. HOW COME YOU’RE NOT INTERVIEWING MY TURTLE. Then Ryeowook.
KI: TEUUUUKIE. Cause he does my laundry. And the least is with Sungmin, but thanks to Intimate Note, we’re kinda closer now.
SD: The morons; Hyukjae and Donghae.
SM: EVERYONE! I love all of the members of our group. Probably Kangin hyung because he’s a little scary.
HJ: DONGHAE!
DH: HYUKJAE!
SW: I’m close to everyone and I pray for them every day.
RW: Yesungie hyung!
RW: Yesungie hyung!
KB: No one. But I have to say Heechul hyung and Donghae hyung, because if I don’t, Heechul hyung will kill me and Donghae hyung will cry and ruin my shirt.
KH: Sungmin hyung; maybe. Because we stay in the same dorm. And Kibum because he’s second youngest.
3. ** What is your job in the group?
LT: I lead the group and give advices on what they should do! As a good leader, that’s what I must do! It’s a priority!
HC: I’m fucking perfect. I’m the center of attention and I flatter everyone around us. I keep this group living.
HG: I cook for Heechul hyung, and take orders from him. I’m like his slave; this is not a joke.
YS: Well; I JUST CAN’T LET DDANGKOMA LIVE WITH ANOTHER 12 BOYS HE DOESN’T KNOW; RIGHT?
KI: I’m the group’s strong man! JUST LOOK AT ME.
SD: UHHH. I’m the chubby one. And besides, what will happen to the leftover food without me?
SM: I’m in charge of aegyo; of course! I’m the cutest one in the group; and you know it.
HJ: I’M IN CHARGE OF THE DANCING, SINGING, AND RAPPING. HAHA I’M A GENIOUS.
DH: Hehe. EunHae is real; that’s my job.
SW: My job is to pray for everyone. And the source of good body.
RW: Sungmin hyung is lying! I’m the one who’s in charge of the aegyo. And I’m also the lead singer! High-pitched Ryeowookie.
KB: I’m an actor.
KH: Super Junior is a group filled with embarrassment. Now; who would you think had done all those? Smirk.
4. ** If you were a girl, who would you date in your group? And why?
LT: Oh! I would probably pick… SIwon? Because he treats women properly.
HC: MYSELF; DUH. …And Hangeng.
HG: GIRLS; DO NOT DATE HEECHUL HYUNG! HE’S EVIL! TRUST ME; BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
YS: Ryeowookie? He’s cute. Or Ddangkoma. Ddangkoma treats female turtles well.
KI: Finally! An easy question! Kim Youngwoon! HAHA! Don’t date Teukie hyung; he nags a lot.
SD: I wouldn’t date me because I have Nari. …Wait this is getting confusing.
SM: Don’t date Kyuhyun! He’ll only ignore you and make out with the computer! Date me!
HJ: Donghae Donghae Donghae! He’s very handsome!
DH: Hyukjae! He’s funny! I like him! And look at the way he treats EunHae! FULL OF LOVE!
SW: Kibum would make a really good boyfriend. He is a little ignorant sometimes. I’ll pray for him.
RW: Yesung hyung may be very clumsy, but he’s a good man. He’ll make a good boyfriend!
KB: Siwon and Hangeng. It’s a pity that Heechul hyung keeps using them though.
KH: Well; me. Look at me. How can you resist this maknae, huh?
5. ** Your opinion about each member?
LT: Heechul; though he is a little… mean sometimes, he cares a lot about the members. He even cried once when Hangeng left. As for Hangeng, I appreciate his existence. He cooks and takes care of Heechul during his PMS; as we like to call it. Yesung is quiet yet when he says something, it’s really weird and funny. He sort of keeps our dorm alive. Kangin is perfect. When he was in the military, we really missed him. I missed him! I’m so glad that he’s back. Shindong is getting married and I’m happy for him. Sungmin makes this barrier between us; but it’s slowly breaking. Hyukjae and Donghae make a lot of mess in the dorm and Siwon and Ryeowook would clean up after them. Kibum is hardly here and we miss him; too. Kyuhyun… He’s just evil.
HC: Meh. They’re all mah bitches; end of story.
HG: I’m okay with all of them, but Heechul hyung gets into my nerves most of the time. I wish he’d take the time to take care of himself once in a while. I mean; I just can’t bathe and cook Beijing fried rice at the same time.
YS: I’m closest to Ryeowookie and Ddangkoma. We live in the same dorm as Hyukjae and Kyuhyun and Sungmin and all of us are pretty quiet. As for the other members, they’re very, very noisy. Ddangkoma’s lucky cause turtles can’t hear.
KI: I miss Teukie the most.
SD: I like Ryeowook and Hangeng; they cook really good food.
SM: Hmmm. I love each and every one of them! Without Super Junior, I feel incomplete. I feel empty.
HJ: I wish Donghae and I live in the same dorm.
DH: I wish Hyukjae and I live in the same dorm.
SW: I always pray for Heechul hyung. I want him to go to church but he always refuses. I’ve been praying for him every day. Leeteuk hyung also agrees with me. He thinks that Heechul hyung needs to start controlling his attitudes. Hangeng hyung is also frustrated because Heechul hyung is always bothering him.
RW: They only like me because I can cook… Except for Yesung hyung.
KB: I hardly spend time with them because I’m busy, but Kyuhyun’s pretty cool.
KH: Honestly I don’t even know why I joined.
6. ** Rate yourself in a scale of 1 to 10; how attractive are you?
LT: -500
HC: IN-FUCKING-FINITY.
HG: Uh. 3.
YS: I deserve a 10.
KI: 1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000!!!!!
SD: 5?
SM: 8.
HJ: I RATE DONGHAE AS 10!
DH: I RATE HYUKJAE AS 10!
SW: 6 or 7.
RW: Aw! 6.5!
KB: 1.
KH: What do you think I should get? Do I hear infinity?
7. ** If you could be in a different group, which group would it be? And why?
LT: U-Kiss? Because they need a leader; a good one, like me.
HC: I’d be successful as a solo anyway. I shine and sparkle everywhere. Beat that, Edward Cullen.
HG: Fahrenheit, because I know the members well. Oh; they’re a Chinese boyband; by the way. Wu Chun is super handsome!
YS: Super Junior KRY WITH RYEOWOOK! …Oh wait that’s a sub group…
KI: SHINee? They need a tough member like me.
SD: None, I need to focus on my marriage with my girlfriend!
SM: But Super Junior is forever; right?
HJ: ANYTHING WITH DONGHAE.
DH: ANYTHING WITH HYUKJAE.
SW: We’re Super Junior; forever. Nothing can break us apart; Amen.
RW: AH! No! I only want Super Junior!
KB: I’m an actor.
KH: I’d go solo.
8. ** One word that describes you?
LT: Leaderly.
HC: PERFECT. OR FLAWLESS.
HG: Chinese.
YS: Ddangkoma.
KI: Tough.
SD: Food.
SM: Bunnies?
HJ: Donghae.
DH: Hyukjae.
SW: Man.
RW: COOKING!
KB: Acting.
KH: Evil.
9. ** What a girl must do to catch your attention?
LT: She needs to be kind and loving and can understand my busy schedule.
HC: I don’t need a fucking girl. I’m perfect as a solo.
HG: Someone who can take care of herself; unlike Heechul hyung.
YS: Can she be interested in turtles too?
KI: Noonas with money is good.
SD: I HAVE NARI! DON’T MAKE ME SAY THINGS SHE WOULD NOT LIKE!
SM: She needs to be cute, and sweet.
HJ: I HAVE DONGHAE.
DH: I HAVE HYUKJAE.
SW: A good girl who goes to church, and who’ll listen to me when I’m giving advices.
RW: Someone who can cook! I’m tired of cooking all the time.
KB: Just a simple one. No more no less.
KH: Some girl I met when I was playing Starcraft online.
10. ** If you were to be a Girls’ Generation member, who would you be? And why?
LT: Taeyeon-ssi. Because she’s also the leader and she’s also a good MC.
HC: Jessica. WE’RE HEE-SI-CA.
HG: Seohyun? Because we both get tortured a lot by our members’ noisiness.
YS: Taeyeon; we both have strong voices!
KI: Tiffany! During ‘Gee’, I became Tiffany! SO IT’S KANG-FANY!
SD: Yoona? She’s very beautiful. …But Nari is even more beautiful.
SM: Sunny! Together we’re the aegyo masters!
HJ: Hyoyeon ‘cause we dance, yo man touch me.
DH: I don’t wanna be Yoona anymore! I don’t wanna be Yoonhae!
SW: Yuri is a good girl. I was Ma-Yuri once.
RW: I like Taeyeon-ssi. I like her voice.
KB: Tiffany. No reason.
KH: Sooyoung tortures her members a lot. I like her.
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